Me: Why do diners always look like mobile homes?

Him: It’s more welcoming to their . . . → Read More: While Driving Through Rhode Island . . .

Him: You just have all the answers, don’t you.

Me: No, not all the answers. But I can Google . . . → Read More: Modesty

Him: You just dumped your covers on me.

Me: I’m sorry. I was hot.

(pause)

Me: You’re only going to steal them during the night anyway.

Him: That is not true!

Me: Yes it is. Every morning when I make the bed, I have to pull the covers at least two feet towards my side cause they’re all on yours.

Him: It’s . . . → Read More: And Then Gravity Joins in and It All Goes to Hell

Him: (from the kitchen) Tomorrow we’re going to try something different!

Me: **concerned look**

Him: Duckling!

Me: **concerned look** 

Him: It tastes like chicken.

Me: Then why buy duck? Isn’t chicken cheaper?

Him: Ok, it doesn’t taste . . . → Read More: Quack