Ok, folks, I’ll be honest. Sometimes I get busy/depressed/lazy and don’t post anything for awhile. And sometimes I don’t post anything for a long while. Think of these as your “in case of emergency break glass” posts. Or just a good place to start if you haven’t been reading me for much time. Either way, enjoy.
A Cautionary Tale for Unruly Children
A true story I used to share with my preschool class whenever the kids weren’t being safe. (Surprisingly it worked!)
I Could Never Be Your Personal Trainer
Why you will never need to worry about buying Stacey-branded yoga DVDs.
On Acquiring a Defective Superpower
Sometimes I’m just completely random. There’s no better explanation.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas . . . I Was Still Standing in Line at WalMart
A story of doing good deeds and the ungrateful old folks who despise you anyway.
And Yet We Came Out Smelling Like Roses
Because sometimes it’s more fun to use your intelligence for evil.
Oh, Christmas Tree
Somewhere Charlie Brown is pointing and laughing.
Deliver Me
What do you get when you cross a good Catholic upbringing with college mail room experiences? This story.
In Trouble in a Flash
Turns out I didn’t wind up in the principal’s office OR on the stripper pole. Ha!
Their Eyes Were Watching Girls
What creepy neighbors were like back in the days before Internet porn.
The Lawn Mower Up the Tree Story
So there was this lawn mower . . . up a tree . . .
Baaaaa, Humbug
Deceptively, an Easter story. Surprise ending!
Nekkid
What do you do when a naked person decides to talk to you? Yeah, I don’t know either.
Legend
Possibly the most amazing thing to ever happen to me to date.
Hooah
Dating a soldier isn’t just about being with a guy that looks good in uniform.
Purpose
Why am I here? Why are you?
To the Match.com Gurus Who Got Only My Initial Sign Up Fee
A letter to make you feel all warm and fuzzy. No, really.
Yes, We Really Do Have These Conversations
Ok, so technically this isn’t a post. It’s a whole category. But I love to read these entries to remind myself why our future children are guaranteed to be awesome.
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