About
My mother is a Gemini and my father is bipolar.* I guess that means I’ve been fucked from the get-go.
Changing my mind isn’t just my prerogative. It’s my modus operandi.
I have frequent fantasies in which I am much more special and important than I ever could hope to be.
Someday someone will say, “Stacey was a woman who loved roller coasters and scrunched her nose when she was happy. She couldn’t really be described as boring, as she was most consistent in her inconsistency.”
* Despite handing down some bad genetics, they are both awesomely wonderful people.