Me: (trying to amuse Dante after his neuter appointment) Hey, Dante! Look what Mama got for you today! New balls!

Dante: **stares**

Me: Oh . . . I guess I didn’t think that one through . . . . → Read More: Riiiiiiiight

I’ve had many cats in my life. After all those years of feline companionship, I’ve come to expect certain behaviors of my pets. For example, if I, say, throw a ball for my cat, I’d expect it to:

Ignore me.
Give me an expression that says “Why are you throwing shit, stupid?”
Chase the ball, play with it for . . . → Read More: Fetching