Me (snuggling the cat): I love you, Dante. Even though you drink from the toilet and will probably infect us all with your parasites.
Him: That’s a great name for a punk rock band.
Me: What?
Him: Parasitic Cat.
Me (snuggling the cat): I love you, Dante. Even though you drink from the toilet and will probably infect us all with your parasites.
Him: That’s a great name for a punk rock band.
Me: What?
Him: Parasitic Cat.
I was going to say this was really funny! But then I noticed I wasn’t on your blog roll any more so now I’m not laughing!