Ten things I’ve found to be much more difficult to do while taking narcotics:
1. Sitting up (you know, without lolling your head all around)
2. Putting together coherent thoughts
3. Saying long words
4. Painting your fingernails/toenails
5. Geography
6. Handling ice cubes (those suckers are slippery)
7. Navigating stairs
8. Making intelligent choices
9. Spelling
10. Blogging**
* Something I may have randomly and dreamily announced to the Captain’s friends during a lull in conversation last weekend. Which suggests that if someone has passed out on the couch in a narcotics-induced slumber, maybe you shouldn’t wake them up and take them out to be charming and social.
** This post was totally written under the influence, but I think I did an awesome job. Mostly because I’m still conscious and know how to use spell check.
All of those things sound like a regular day in my house! I ‘heart’ it when I have narcotics…I could SO be a drug addict if it didn’t involve being around scary people and the whole potential overdose/death thing.
Seriously….I hope you’re healing well! And enjoy your visits to la-la land…say hi to everyone there for me!
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Reading blogs on drugs is also mroe fun.
Wait – that didn’t sound right!
Oh what the hell – you’re all effed up, anyway.
Haha!
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