Oral Surgeon: (poking around in my mouth) So let’s see . . . We have the four wisdom teeth, two of which are impacted . . . Then we need to remove this baby tooth here because you don’t have a permanent tooth underneath, as well as the bicuspid on the other side . . . Also . . . → Read More: Seriously, Do They Get a Group Discount?

Has anyone else noticed that when people say “All colors of skin are beautiful” what they really mean is “I embrace diversity,” which is fantastic but is not necessarily the same as “All colors of skin are beautiful?”

I’m sorry, that probably makes no sense to you. What I mean is, you’ll be talking to one of . . . → Read More: No, I’m Not Sick, This Is the Color I Am