By TouchedByMadness, on February 22nd, 2009%
Me: I think we should go somewhere exotic for our honeymoon. Someplace warm and relaxing where we can lay around on the beach . . .
Him: That sounds nice.
Me: My sister highly recommends that Mexican island she went to.
Him: I’m not going to Mexico. Anyway, I want to stay in the states.
Me (sighing): Fine. Saves me . . . → Read More: Might Explain Why He Keeps Calling the Limo Our “Getaway Car”
By TouchedByMadness, on February 22nd, 2009%
When the cats determine it is time for breakfast, Shelley sits outside our bedroom door and meows. (By the way, Shelley doesn’t have a sweet kitty meow like Bella. She has a deeper, I-smoke-three-packs-a-day meow.)
If I don’t jump up when I hear her meowing, she will meow and scratch at the bedroom door.
If I still do . . . → Read More: As a Matter of Fact, Cats Can’t Tell Time
By TouchedByMadness, on February 16th, 2009%
The Captain keeps joking about having the cats be the flower girl and ring bearer at our wedding.
. . . Sometimes I’m not so sure . . . → Read More: Cause, You Know, Children Are Unpredictable
By TouchedByMadness, on February 10th, 2009%
10. No matter how crappy your day was or how long your ride home lasted, a purring cat in your lap instantly lowers your blood pressure.
9. They scratch your fiancĂ©’s hideous couch, even if not enough to destroy it.
8. You will never need to install a garbage disposal. The cats will graciously lick up any crumbs . . . → Read More: Ten Reasons Why Cats Make Great Pets
By TouchedByMadness, on February 5th, 2009%
Shoveling the driveway in four inch heels in the dark because, “It will melt eventually” is not an . . . → Read More: In Retrospect, Not as Good an Idea as It Seemed Like at the Time
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