Might Explain Why He Keeps Calling the Limo Our “Getaway Car”

By TouchedByMadness, on February 22nd, 2009%

Me: I think we should go somewhere exotic for our honeymoon. Someplace warm and relaxing where we can lay around on the beach . . .

Him: That sounds nice.

Me: My sister highly recommends that Mexican island she went to.

Him: I’m not going to Mexico. Anyway, I want to stay in the states.

Me (sighing): Fine. Saves me . . . → Read More: Might Explain Why He Keeps Calling the Limo Our “Getaway Car”

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As a Matter of Fact, Cats Can’t Tell Time

By TouchedByMadness, on February 22nd, 2009%

When the cats determine it is time for breakfast, Shelley sits outside our bedroom door and meows. (By the way, Shelley doesn’t have a sweet kitty meow like Bella. She has a deeper, I-smoke-three-packs-a-day meow.)

If I don’t jump up when I hear her meowing, she will meow and scratch at the bedroom door.

If I still do . . . → Read More: As a Matter of Fact, Cats Can’t Tell Time

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Cause, You Know, Children Are Unpredictable

By TouchedByMadness, on February 16th, 2009%

The Captain keeps joking about having the cats be the flower girl and ring bearer at our wedding.

. . . Sometimes I’m not so sure . . . → Read More: Cause, You Know, Children Are Unpredictable

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Ten Reasons Why Cats Make Great Pets

By TouchedByMadness, on February 10th, 2009%

10. No matter how crappy your day was or how long your ride home lasted, a purring cat in your lap instantly lowers your blood pressure.

9. They scratch your fiancé’s hideous couch, even if not enough to destroy it.

8. You will never need to install a garbage disposal. The cats will graciously lick up any crumbs . . . → Read More: Ten Reasons Why Cats Make Great Pets

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In Retrospect, Not as Good an Idea as It Seemed Like at the Time

By TouchedByMadness, on February 5th, 2009%

Shoveling the driveway in four inch heels in the dark because, “It will melt eventually” is not an . . . → Read More: In Retrospect, Not as Good an Idea as It Seemed Like at the Time

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