Later We Discussed and Solved All of the World’s Problems

Him: You were cute twice last night.

Me: What?

Him: When you asked me, “Bartender, can you please make me a drink?” That was cute.

Me: It was cute that I wanted a cocktail? Ok . . . When was the other time?

Him: After.

Me: confused expression

Him: You know.

Me: Oh no. You did NOT just say I was cute in . . . → Read More: Later We Discussed and Solved All of the World’s Problems

Planner? For What?

In the past week I’ve learned that once you decide you’re going to get married, the most important thing is to immediately determine the wedding date. If you are incapable of such on the spot decision-making, you will need to fake an answer slightly more specific than, “Dunno. Probably springtime 2010?”

Seriously. Once the word gets out . . . → Read More: Planner? For What?