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Dear naked woman at the gym, I can’t help but notice that all of the three times I’ve run into you, you’ve been naked. Yes, I realize that every time I’ve seen you we’ve been in the locker room, but still, you don’t find it odd that I’ve never seen you in a stitch of clothing? I am . . . → Read More: Bare “Stacey – Hi. I am bad at these yearbook writing things and that sucks cause reading this is how you’ll remember me. I wish I learned to write better in UCONN English. Oh well, maybe college. But it’s been great knowing you for 4 years. You’ve always been a good friend and I will always remember . . . → Read More: Reunion Another day, another template. I really need to get the redecorating . . . → Read More: AGAIN?!!! “My clothes are all too big! I’ve lost twelve pounds since I’ve started exercising with my Wii Fit!” “I fluctuate a lot. But all told, in the last several months I’ve lost a net of . . . um, four.” “Well . . . you go to the gym. You’re probably just putting on a lot of muscle . . . → Read More: Keep Moving Forward Him: Hi. Me: Alright! I didn’t go to the gym today. I went to the mall. I can’t possibly be scolded for this as the Captain knows well how much I hate the mall. Also, clearly I could never be trusted with government secrets. Him: Oh? Me: I was looking for a dress for your army prom thingy. Yes, army prom. . . . → Read More: Don’t Say Funny Things If You Don’t Want Them Subsequently Blogged |
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