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Just to give you a sense of the completely bizarre and random things that keep me awake at night . . . While in Vegas we went to see Le Rêve. “Le Rêve” is a French word that translates to “The Dream.” Ok, cool. The show was all a dream. However, what has been bothering me is that the . . . → Read More: Wait, What? Voice over intercom: Attention travelers, a piece of jewelry was left at the security checkpoint. A piece of jewelry for the belly button was left at the security checkpoint. If your belly button is bare, you need to return to the security checkpoint to pick up . . . → Read More: Overheard at the Airport I’m about thirty-six hours away from heading out to the airport and beginning my long trade show adventure. So what am I doing today? Laundry? Cleaning? Packing? Why no, because any of those options might make sense. No, because I will likely be away from my computer for five days, I am smack in the middle of screwing around with . . . → Read More: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid That’s right, folks. In just a few short days I’ll be rising before the ass crack of dawn to catch my Southwest Airlines five and a half hour nonstop flight to sunny Las Vegas. In anticipation of this momentous event, I give you the top ten responses I’ve gotten from people since sharing the news of . . . → Read More: Hookers and Gamblers and Showgirls, Oh My! Little Sister (9 years old, fresh from religion class): Stace, do you know you can’t say “Oh my G-O-D?” Cause that’s bad. Brother (21 years old): Oh my God! Little Sister: No! You can’t say that. That’s bad! Brother: Oh my God! Little Sister: Stop! You can’t say that! Brother: Fine. Jesus . . . → Read More: Babysitter for Hire |
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