Woman sitting behind me to her friend: My mother, God! I can’t even explain to you how she can be. Jesus Christ could come down off the cross for her, walk into her living room, and she would say, “Jesus! You’re getting blood on . . . → Read More: Overheard at Cirque du Soleil
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You could seduce me away from my boyfriend. Really, you could. Even the most loving, committed, monogamous couples have those “fantasy freebies.” You know what I mean — the “I promise to be faithful and devoted to you unless I meet the following celebrities and they just happen to want to have sex with me . . . . . → Read More: Hot for Bloggers If you’ve been a reader for any length of time, you may remember that exercise and I have never been on good terms. However, the recent addition of discounted gym memberships to our already huge list of kick-ass employee benefits has me ready to give physical fitness the chance it deserves. I’d like to tell you that . . . → Read More: On Being in Sorry Shape I’d like to think of myself as a loyal person, but once you begin to stack the evidence against me, I guess I’m really not. I have a bit of a roving eye, seemingly never satisfied with what I’ve got at the moment. Many relationships have been cut short when I abruptly left for something better. . . . → Read More: Commitment-Phobe The Captain and I had been together nearly three years when he invited me to move in with him. I had mixed feelings on cohabitation at the time. If my younger sister hadn’t long since decided to shack up with her boyfriend, I might have refused for fear of offending my parents. As I mentioned before, . . . → Read More: Living in Sin on a Rural Route Is Not Condoned by the USPS |
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