Cats Don’t Poop on Command

My cats are adorable, affectionate, playful, entertaining . . . and not at all obedient.

It’s difficult trying to explain to a cat why I do not want her accustomed to sitting in the middle of the kitchen table. Or why I don’t like her on the counter “helping” the Captain prepare dinner. Or why climbing . . . → Read More: Cats Don’t Poop on Command

Memoir, Abridged

If you’ve known me for any length of time, you are probably aware that I’m not one to embrace memes (that’s a hint never to tag me unless you enjoy being disappointed). However, there are exceptions to every rule. In this case, I found the Six-Word Memoir Meme (which I discovered over at A Curious State . . . → Read More: Memoir, Abridged

The Key to Winning Any Argument

For a long time I was inclined to believe the widely acknowledged tenet “He who is loudest is right.” But just weeks ago I had an epiphany, and I am certain I have discovered an even more effective strategy. . . . → Read More: The Key to Winning Any Argument