Every person has his weaknesses and every person has his fears. It’s a fact of life.

I, for example, am afraid of the dark, spiders, Christopher Walken, and Christopher Walken breaking into my apartment in the dark to cover me with large, hairy spiders. Which leads me to my next point — some fears are completely rational while others . . . not so much. For me, it’s those irrational fears which are the most terrifying.

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