Envy

I wish I were one of those every day posting people.

There are some blogs that I check regularly, sometimes even more than once a day! I can’t explain it except to surmise that it is a combination of poor memory, lack of hand-eye coordination, and the knowledge that a few of those authors are every day . . . → Read More: Envy

Mediums: Extra Large Scam

I am more than a little bit embarrassed to admit that people whom I love and respect are interested in the work of mediums.

You read me right — mediums. You know, “I see dead people.” These folks use their (cough, cough) talents to communicate with family and friends on the “Other Side,” helping you through the . . . → Read More: Mediums: Extra Large Scam

I Could Never Be Your Personal Trainer

Life altering decisions should not be made first thing in the morning. Trust me on this.

This was the lesson I learned when my alarm bitch-slapped me out of sweet repose one morning not long ago. I writhed about until I got within reach of the clock. My body was being wholly uncooperative. The effort of turning . . . → Read More: I Could Never Be Your Personal Trainer

From Your “Valued Customer”

Dear unfortunate Customer Service Representative,

Yes, it’s me again. I realize that not long ago I derided you for your failure to deliver a single magazine to my door in the last five months, but I promise to be more patient and understanding this time.

A careful check of my calendar shows me that today is the 2nd . . . → Read More: From Your “Valued Customer”