Couple Makes a Clean Start
Published: March 3, 2006

Napville, USA — Lovebirds Stacey and her Captain decided to prove their affection to one and all. The couple, who will be celebrating their one year anniversary later this month (neither party could recall the exact date) decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level. In a small private ceremony held last night, Miss Willets, overcome with emotion, presented the Captain with his own toothbrush to keep at her apartment.

“I was really surprised when she first suggested it,” the Captain told our reporter, “but I think it’s time. It just feels right.”

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